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Hello Check Report
TL;DR
This is a short “hi can you help me?” smoke test. It shows whether the listed model answered and how long that request took. A successful greeting does not establish coding ability, reasoning quality or steady-state speed.
This page captures the raw “hi can you help me?” smoke test run. It is useful as a clean first-impression comparison: how long the model took to start answering and what kind of personality or grounding it revealed in its very first reply.
Source: 2026-04-05-small-model-eval.json
Prompt: hi can you help me?
Summary
This is the simplest benchmark in the archive: one prompt, no follow-up, no scaffolding, just the model's first visible reply.
6models checked
115.2saverage latency
6/6non-empty replies
Latency
Lower is better.
qwen14-coder-32k
14b
54.0s
qwen14-general-32k
14b
66.0s
qwen32-coder-32k
32b
175.0s
codellama34-16k
34b
182.0s
Replies
This is the actual visible text the models returned for the hello-check prompt.
qwen14-coder-32k
14b
Latency: 54.0s
Characters: 44 chars
Of course! What do you need assistance with?
qwen14-general-32k
14b
Latency: 66.0s
Characters: 241 chars
Of course! How can I assist you today? Do you need help with creating an execution plan, identifying risks, defining acceptance criteria, or something else related to software delivery? Please provide more details so I can better assist you.
codestral-32k
22b
Latency: 101.0s
Characters: 229 chars
Of course! I'd be happy to help you with your coding questions or problems. Could you please provide more details about the specific issue or task you're facing? This will allow me to provide a more accurate and helpful response.
phind34-16k
34b
Latency: 113.0s
Characters: 186 chars
Of course, I'd be happy to help. However, you haven't mentioned what issue or problem you're facing. Please provide more details about your query or the problem you need assistance with.
qwen32-coder-32k
32b
Latency: 175.0s
Characters: 255 chars
Of course! I'd be happy to help you. Could you please provide more details about what you need assistance with? Are you facing an issue with a specific piece of software, a bug, or something else? The more details you provide, the better I can assist you.
codellama34-16k
34b
Latency: 182.0s
Characters: 267 chars
Hello! I'd be happy to help you with any questions or problems you have. Could you please provide more information about what you need help with, such as the code you're working on or the issue you're facing? The more details you provide, the better I can assist you.